Limited 5 variants. thats 
🛑 2 Guards, 1 Culprit
Beavis & Butt-Head Limited Edition Trading Card
Base Edition | Horizontal Layout | KW Customs
What happens when you put two hormonal morons in charge of the most high-profile inmate on the block?
History writes itself. Badly.
Beavis and Butt-Head were assigned night shift at Facility Epstein, armed with a half-functioning surveillance system, a bowl of Funyuns, and literally no idea what they were doing.
They thought they were “just checking the printer ink.”
They thought “CCTV” stood for “Cool Chairs, TV.”
They thought the guy in the cell was “probably just sleeping kinda hard.”
Spoiler alert: he wasn’t.
Captured on card:
Surveillance-style artwork with the boys dozing mid-snack
An open cell door labeled “Epstein” in the background
Butt-Head tagged with a sharpie’d “PENIS”
A snack table that’s seen more attention than the monitors
That trademark Mike Judge chaos, frozen in time
🔒 “2 Guards, 1 Culprit” is a tribute to epic failure disguised as public service.
Get yours now before they accidentally lose it in the evidence locker.
Want a foil-stamped “SECURITY BREACH” version next? Or maybe a slabbed DO NOT SLEEP edition?