Donald Trump Rookie Card – 1986 Rice Remix Edition
Team: United States of Unapologetic Swagger
Position: Wide Receiver of AttentionThis is the rookie card nobody asked for—but now that it exists, you can’t look away. A parody homage to the iconic 1986 Topps Jerry Rice, this card reimagines 45 as a gridiron legend, running routes and running his mouth with equal flair.
Card Stats:
Hands: Surprisingly good for grabbing headlines
Route Tree: Mostly right
Endzone Celebration: A 30-minute speech followed by a dance to YMCA
Jersey Number: #1 (Just ask him)
Endorsements: Steak, ties, and time-traveling football takes
Rookie Season Highlight: Claims to have caught “the best pass, many people are saying, maybe ever thrown” — from himself.
Flavor Text:
"Make Receivers Great Again."
Back Text (Optional):
Designer/Artist: KW — This card is satire, folks. It's a collector's joke, not campaign merch.
Air Trump - Jerry Rice/1986 Rookie - 2024
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